Power outage

E draws a broken heart picture and so we asked him what's it about.  E answered it's because he can't watch TV since the power is out: "TV is my life you know."

Officer

E went up to a Hayward police officer at Dunkin' and saluted him.
O: What's your name?
E: I'm Evan.
O: Do you want to be a police officer when you grow up?
E: I want to be an artist!
O: Oh that's cool.

Vietnamese

Vietnamese people talk so loud all the time and so you can't tell they are talking normal or angry all the time.