Sunday, March 21, 2021

Love Movie

E: Are we going to watch a love movie?

M: Why?

E: It's your anniversary so I thought we gonna watch a love movie or something.

D: How about a live show where you act out the movie?

E: I'll do a comedy show instead. E presents "The Comedy Show by E" and "The Weird Show by E"

Friday, February 26, 2021

Title Too Long

E spent over 20 minutes to read the book for his reading log: Captain Underpants and the Tyrannical Retaliation of the Turbo Toilet 2000.  When we checked his reading log, it wasn't filled out.  His reason? "Title is too long!"

Saturday, February 13, 2021

Congratulations

E: Congratulations on getting my sweater dirty again.

D: Are you trying to insult me?

E: Well, you said if we say it in a nice way, they might not know that we're insulting them.

Monday, December 28, 2020

A billion year

E: Mommy, has it been a billion years since the Voyager I launched?

M: when was it launched?

E: in 1977

M (laughing): I was born in 1979, am I billion years old?

E: Oh. No

M: it was 43 years ago 

🤣🤣🤣

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Console Table

As E and I were finishing putting together a console table and stand it up by the window, E quickly ran away to try to get the video games consoles to put on the table.  Explained that the "console" table was meant for displaying a portable garden on top, board games and books etc. below. 😂

Friday, October 23, 2020

Santa

E: Daddy, why are you like Santa?
D: What do you mean?
E: Well, you give me a new tablet and Mommy a baby Kindle but nothing for yourself.  Why are you like him?
D: I am not trying to be like him, I am just being your Daddy and giving you guys gifts is one of the ways to show that I love you.
E: Aww, thank you for the gifts Dada!

Sunday, October 11, 2020