My (toy) suitcase is broken because the Internet is not working.

Why?

(Received a notice in the mail regarding the recall of certain Samsung top-load washers, and so I was checking out the label of the model and serial number of our machine.  Evan came by and inquired about what's going on...)

E: Is the machine broken?
D: No, I'm checking to see if we need to get the machine fixed due to the recall.
E: Why?
D: Because the machine might not be working right.
E: Why?
D: We might need a technician to come out and fix it.
E: Is it broken?
D: No...

E: Mama, I don't like you right now.
M: I don't like you either.
E: Mama, you need to get coffee and get better.
M: (laughs) Are you going to like me better then?
E: Yes

E: What are you doing, Daddy?
D: I'm shaving my beard.  Do you want to shave your beard?
E: No, I'm a little boy, remember?