Dude

(Playing with Pokemon toys)
E: You gotta battle me, dude.
D: Okay dude!
E: I'm not dude!  You call me kiddo!
D: Okay kiddo.

Carl is Cool

(While waiting for BART and a coworker walks by and waves hi.)
D: That's my coworker from Daddy's work.
E: What is his name?
D: Carl
E: Carl is cool
D: How do you know he's cool.  Did you talk to him before?
E: No, my brain told me he's a cool guy.
D: Oh...

Lego

M: (holding a single piece of gray Lego) Are you putting this Lego away?
E: No, I'm giving it to W*.
M: Why?
E:  Because I'm his cousin remember?!