(Mama) What's the new baby name?
(Evan) It's baby Jake.
(M) Did you hug the baby?
(E) Adi hugged me.
(M) Did Adi kiss you?
(E) Adi is moymoy [younger sister]

(Mama looking her new passport photo just taken at Costco) I look like an old woman.
(Evan) Mama, you're not a woman, you're a people!
(Daddy) At least he's PC about it.

(Discussing Aladdin getting married to Princess Jasmine in King of Thieves and that they wear special clothes for their wedding) I'm not getting married, I just wear new saam saam (clothes).

(Pointing to his arts and craft starfish) That star has Cheerios on it.  It's a starfish.  Starfish lives in the sea!

Daddy, you're not a baby anymore. You're a big boy. You have beard on your mouth, remember?

This morning the radio was on so I could hear the news while getting ready. The kiddo first wails from room "I wanna go to sleep." But I ignore him, so he comes in from his room and says "Mama can I go to sleep? I'm tired." The radio was too loud for him. It's tough being a kid. #hedoesntsaythatatbedtime 📻

While brushing my teeth last night, he told me he wasn't a baby anymore. He was a big boy.  I told him I knew this, and it made me a little bit sad.  He put his head down on my belly for a moment and said "It's ok mama."  This guy.

He clutched his little blue race car from Disney's Cars (he calls it "blue McQueen") and each time a nerve wracking scene happened, he would try to bite blue McQueen. Then at the inspirational ending of the Piston Cup (spoiler alert), he gave blue McQueen a kiss and said "I love this car."

Later on: He pretended the blue McQueen had crashed and said "Mama, this car is hurt!"

(Playing shadow with flashlight) It's a scary bird. Tweet tweet, tweet tweet.

I want to watch the police chase the bad guys.  (Seeing a Lego ninja on Netflix browse menu) Ooh bad guy... I wanna see that one!