Dav Pilkey

When I grow up I want to be like Dav Pilkey [author of Captain Underpants]!

Just looking

At a furniture store, a salesman approached us and asked if we need help.  E responded that "we are looking and not buying anything." The salesguy asked "what are you looking for?" E quickly responded with "furniture" and that "we are just looking." 😂

Go Vote

E: Google says Go Vote.
D: Where did you see that?
E: On Ms. Mary's tablet.

Pete the Cat

E started reading by himself tonight with Pete the Cat books: Five Little Pumpkins and Five Little Ducks 😂

Not real food

(On way home from school)
E: Mommy, you cook food and while I'll wait for you to be done I'll watch TV.
M: How come you don't ask Daddy to cook?
E: Daddy doesn't cook real food, only pancakes and waffles for breakfast.  He cooks them on the grill.
D: I make the pancakes and waffles from scratch using different ingredients.  It's real food!
M: I don't make the fancy pancakes and pandan waffles.  Daddy makes them better.
E: Yeah, he uses better ingredients.

Mommy's special day

(M asks who turn is it to put E to bed tonight)
E :Mommy, today is your special day, but I'm still a child and so you have to take care of me.

Flying somewhere warm to lay eggs

Flying geese and sheeps finding somewhere warm

Dude

(Playing with Pokemon toys)
E: You gotta battle me, dude.
D: Okay dude!
E: I'm not dude!  You call me kiddo!
D: Okay kiddo.

Carl is Cool

(While waiting for BART and a coworker walks by and waves hi.)
D: That's my coworker from Daddy's work.
E: What is his name?
D: Carl
E: Carl is cool
D: How do you know he's cool.  Did you talk to him before?
E: No, my brain told me he's a cool guy.
D: Oh...

Lego

M: (holding a single piece of gray Lego) Are you putting this Lego away?
E: No, I'm giving it to W*.
M: Why?
E:  Because I'm his cousin remember?!

Hungry for breakfast

(7:39am) Daddy, I'm so hungry for breakfast.  Can I have pancakes for breakfast, please?

Baby at 10

When I am 10 we will have a baby.  His name will be Kevin.  I will take care of him.  I will teach him to walk, one two one two.

Dancing and kissing

I don't like dancing with girls.  I dance by myself.  I don't like kissing girls either.  I only like kissing mommy and daddy.

I Lava You

"I have a dream
I hope it will come true
That you're here with me
And I am here with you
I wish that the earth, sea, and the sky up above
Will send me someone to lava"

Gotta catch 'em all!

Pokemon!

Spend lots of money

E wants to take the bucket of money downstairs.   D asks him why.
E:  I like to spend a lot of money.  I like to buy a lot of toys and things.

Retirement

Grandpa stops going to work, and so he stays at home and work on the computer now.

One that eats

Some people who don't like to eat meat, they eat fruits and vegetables. They are herbivores.  Lions and tigers are carnivores, they eat meat.  Some animals are omnivores.  They eat everything.

Tricka parents

E spells his full name.  M says it's her name.  D says he's Mommy T.  E gets upset and says "I don't want tricka parents.  I am Evan T!  No tricka parents!"

Coconut laugh

What is coconut laugh?
Coconut is what you eat and have fun and laugh

Heart broken

(While reading a page that has a picture of a "broken heart 💔")
I will be heart broken if Vera is not my friend any more...

Blood moon

A lot of happening today.  There's a blood moon, a super moon.  It's a blood moon because it's bleeding!