Craziest but best

A thought she had forgot her keys as we drop her off at BART.  As we drove away, E commented "She is the craziest woman I have ever known, but she is the best Mommy in the world!" 😁🤣

Kids say the darnest thing?

While eating his mac and cheese in a bowl, the lid of a salad container was lying on top of the mac and cheese container that we got from El Pollo Loco, E blurted out "Don't put the lid on top of a man's mac and cheese!"

D: Who's the man?

E: Me!

Le Paradis

When we drove past Le Paradis this morning on the way to school, kiddo said "Daddy, can I tell you something?  That Paris place back there I know Mommy likes Paris and so we should go there all the time!"

Birthday Madness

Wrote a note to kiddo on his 6th birthday card which he read it as follows:
"Snoopy says Hi!  Snoopy says you can be anything if you put your madness to it."

I guess when we put our mind to achieve something, at times it might seem like madness [thinking or behavior that is very foolish or dangerous], but it's how we would get there.

She-Ra... very old

E was given a little story book about She-Ra: Princess of Power that M had when she was a little girl.  E exclaimed: "This book has lines on it and the edge is torn, and it is very very very very very very very very very (takes a breath) very very very very old."

Per E, he was in charge of protecting a "cake" made with a pile of leaves by some girl classmates.  A boy classmate came and kicked the pile and E got upset and kicked the boy.  Of course E got in trouble with the school staff.  We had a talk with E.  Afterwards at home, he made a drawing and curled up at the bottom of the stairs with the drawing next to him. 😢

Alexa, play...

Baebuh, I want you to be happier!

Editor's note: Must have been another pop song played by his music teacher, Mr. H, today.  E is so hip 🤣

Bad president

E: Donald Trump.
M/D: Who's that?
E: He's a bad president.
D: Who told you that?
E: Ms. Mary!
D: Why is he a bad president?
E: Because he goes on vacation a lot.
M: Who told you that?
E: My brain.

Not smartypants

D: Can we call you E smartypants T?
E: No, you can call me E cutiepie T.
M: So not E smartypants?
E: You can call me E adorable!
😂🤣